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2016 Haiku Horoscopes 

Brian Bilston's Poetry Laboetry

I have been studying the poetry of interplanetary movements so here are some 2016 haiku horoscopes for you.

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Your HORROR – Scope for the week of: Dec. 27th, 2015

Humorous Interludes by Ron Yarosh

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Good day, fans of tomorrow.

We present you with the last issue of your HORROR-Scope for 2015AD.

We hope use endured the past year in spite of all the horror the planets have heaved on you.

We anticipate that the year 2016 we’ll provide you with pretty much same in the way misfortune, angst, and general torment.

Our final week’s predictions include, snorkels, lice, and the ever popular, big toe.

Good luck in your efforts to overcome the influences of the stars and planets in 2016.

You’re going to need it.

Enjoy…

Aries… Pluto is in sub-opposition now. That’s not a good sign for you. Sometime in the coming year, you will open an Argument Service For Couples. Unfortunately, you will never get further than arguing about your fees.

Taurus… Venus is semi-conjunctive at this time. That always in results in trouble. Sometime in the coming year, you…

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Risque Bizness: A Spinoff

Risque Bizness: Enter at Your Own Risque

This blog is a spinoff from Lost Dudeist Astrology.  We are moving our NSFW / Erotic poems, stories, nude pictures, pinups and similar material here.  Most of our visual material will tend to be lingerie shots and vintage pinups with the occasional nudes.  We are not posting hardcore pornography.  As an aside, all (or almost all) of the material will be “reblogs” aggregated from other sources.

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HUMORSCOPES Week of 10-25-15 “May the Farce be with You!!!”

HUMORSCOPES

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Aries – (March 21 – April 19) This week, you change your philosophy to, “Let it flow and let it go.” Use The Farce to mop up the basement. The time is NOW!

Taurus(April 20 – May 20) This week, you change your philosophy to, “Let it flow and let it go.” Use The Farce to get a new pump. The time is NOW!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20) This week, you change your philosophy to, “Let it flow and let it go.” Use The Farce to comfort your plumber with chocolate. The time is NOW!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22) This week, you change your philosophy to, “Let it flow and let it go.” Use The Farce to watch the rising results. The time is NOW!

Leo(July 23 – August 22) This week, you change…

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