Older Women Are Great

― ஜ ۩ Whiskey Tango Texas ۩ ஜ ―


After being married for 50 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day and said, ”fifty years ago we had a cheap house, a junk car, slept on a sofa bed and  watched a 10″ black and white TV, but I got to sleep with a hot 23 — year — old girl every night. Now, I have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 care, a nice big bed and a large screen TV, but I’m sleeping with a 69 — year — old woman. It seems to me that you’re not holding up your side of things.”

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot 23 —year —old girl and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap house, driving a junk care, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10″…

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